I don't think brook has ever known best
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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