It's like God shit irony all over that family
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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