3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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