what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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