Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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