I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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