Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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