Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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