I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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