white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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