We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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