How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
