btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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