it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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