Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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