My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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