Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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