I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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