whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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