I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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