In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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