yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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