ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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