Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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