I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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