Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
