He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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