oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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