I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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