we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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