Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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