They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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