Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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