My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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