I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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