Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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