When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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