My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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