I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
