Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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