It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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