I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
