STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
