North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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