i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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