She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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