remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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