So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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