I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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