I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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