I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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